"Last weekend I stumbled into a bar where decommissioned animatronic puppets from It’s a Small World caroused and drank their troubles away. Late into the night they gyrated wildly on the dancefloor and gorged themselves on banana Runts while these songs played on the jukebox. When I regained consciousness the next morning, a tender new tattoo on my left buttock read, 'I Love Sweet William.' Who is Sweet William? I may never know."

–Travis Trew

( kitsch, pop, disco, rock & roll, new wave )